We’ll Need to Come Up with a Mnemonic for This
October 4, 2010 @ 8:21 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Rilla made a solar system’s worth of planets out of Sculpey. Their names, she tells me, are: Mom, Dad, Chocolate, Tinky, Pock, Imi, Marshmallow Yellow, and Beauty of Love.
Eat your heart out, NASA.
Diagnostic criteria
I think he means “with affection”
I do not think that word means what you think it means
Planning Ahead
Topics of discussion on the way to Trader Joe’s with an eight-year-old
At 10:02 am
Mamalion said:
Moms Denied Chocolate Threaten Punishment In Many Yowling Beastly Laments.
I was trying to come up with a kid-friendly, positive one, but this one just had. to. be. said.
At 10:09 am
Melissa Wiley said:
And we have a winner!!!
At 5:09 pm
tanita said:
Can I come and colonize Beauty of Love? Please?? That sounds awesome. Also: Tink. It’s succinct and reasonable, and sounds like it has crisp autumns.
At 5:40 am
Tabatha said:
Do you have special marshmallows at your house? Lemon-flavored ones?
And do the planets of Mom and Dad share six moons?