Rilla: What day of the week is it that starts with a T and an H?
Me (pointing at the calendar): Thursday.
Rilla (skeptical): Really?
Me: Yup! When you see a T and an H together, they make this sound: thhh. Like in Thhhhursday.
Rilla (tries it): thhh thhh thhh
Me: That’s it!
Rilla: OK. Can you help me find my socks that say Fursday?
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