February 9, 2012 @ 7:26 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Scott: Do you get LinkedIn spam?
Me: Not that I’ve noticed. You?
Scott: Yeah. ‘Lint Lizard. Decrease your drying time by half.’
Me: That’s your spam?
Scott: I know, right? It’s more like my soulmate.
Well, as long as he’s wearing SHOES.
Charlotte Mason Would Approve
Um, Yeah, One of Those Will Be Fine
Beanie’s Joke of the Day
“He felt he had no choice but to side with the pencils.”