February 9, 2012 @ 7:26 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Scott: Do you get LinkedIn spam?
Me: Not that I’ve noticed. You?
Scott: Yeah. ‘Lint Lizard. Decrease your drying time by half.’
Me: That’s your spam?
Scott: I know, right? It’s more like my soulmate.
Out of the Mouths of Ten-Year-Olds
Beanie, Aged 6, Already Grappling with the Challenges of Aging Parents
Methinks She Doth Protest Too Much