Planning ahead

November 2, 2016 @ 1:27 pm | Filed under: ,
Scott: I got you a present.
(demonstrates opening a soda can with magical doohickey)
 
Me: That’s genius. You’re a genius.
 
Scott: See, that’s what you’ll think every time you use it. ‘He was a damn genius.’
 
Me: …why am I thinking of you in past tense?
 
Scott: Because I’ll be dead.
 
Me: WHY WILL YOU BE DEAD?
 
Scott: Because you won’t need to use it until after I’m gone. Until then you’ve got me to open your sodas.
 
Me: Are all geniuses this morbid?


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  1. tee+d says:

    *snort*
    That wasn’t the part you were meant to focus on. It was the “I’ll open your cans, babe,” bit that meant you were supposed to swoon…

  2. Penny says:

    So sweet 🙂 Long Live SP!!!