DEAr SANTA COLS
i* WOD LiKE A GiNGERBREAD HOUSE KiT AND [my brother] WOD LiKE A CAPTN HOGE FACE** DOLL AND A BOHR DOLL AND A CJK DOLL AND A MiSaoSHN DOLL and A LADE RDODNDNT WOMN DOLL AND A MiR BiG DOLL AND A EiLEEN DOLL AND A GRAEMAY DOLL AND A WAMR DOLL AND A BiG LEFT HAND GUY DOLL AND A SEEMOR LANDO SOHT DOLL AND A AOMASN ROP GUY DOLL
[My brother] WOTS A LOT
CAN YOU GET JUST GET HiM A WORD GRLL DOLL SET***
*all i’s dotted with hearts, of course
**I had to turn to the Word Girl Wiki to translate all the dolls. In order: Captain Huggy Face, Butcher, Chuck, Ms. Question, Lady Redundant Woman,Mr. Big, Eileen, Granny May, Whammer, Big Left Hand Guy, Seymour Orlando Smooth, Amazing Rope Guy
***looks like even Santa’s elves don’t make Word Girl villain dolls. Merchandising fail, fellas.
Random Acts of Espionage?
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Important Things We Discuss Before He Leaves for Work