DEAr SANTA COLS
i* WOD LiKE A GiNGERBREAD HOUSE KiT AND [my brother] WOD LiKE A CAPTN HOGE FACE** DOLL AND A BOHR DOLL AND A CJK DOLL AND A MiSaoSHN DOLL and A LADE RDODNDNT WOMN DOLL AND A MiR BiG DOLL AND A EiLEEN DOLL AND A GRAEMAY DOLL AND A WAMR DOLL AND A BiG LEFT HAND GUY DOLL AND A SEEMOR LANDO SOHT DOLL AND A AOMASN ROP GUY DOLL
[My brother] WOTS A LOT
CAN YOU GET JUST GET HiM A WORD GRLL DOLL SET***
*all i’s dotted with hearts, of course
**I had to turn to the Word Girl Wiki to translate all the dolls. In order: Captain Huggy Face, Butcher, Chuck, Ms. Question, Lady Redundant Woman,Mr. Big, Eileen, Granny May, Whammer, Big Left Hand Guy, Seymour Orlando Smooth, Amazing Rope Guy
***looks like even Santa’s elves don’t make Word Girl villain dolls. Merchandising fail, fellas.
I’d like to read this story forever.
Important Things We Discuss Before He Leaves for Work
Six of one, half dozen of the other