I’m glad to see the DMV hasn’t allowed technological advances to compromise its brand

February 6, 2015 @ 4:35 pm | Filed under: Assorted and Sundry

Automated voice answering system: What form would you like?

Me: Driver’s license.

AVAS: Sorry, I didn’t understand you. What form would you like?

Me: Driver’s license application.

AVAS: Sorry, I didn’t understand you. What form would you like?

Me: DRI VERZZZ LIE SENSE

AVAS: ::beep boop boop:: Thank you. I am sending you ‘Power of Attorney’ form. Is that correct?

Me: Nooooooooo

AVAS: Sorry, I did not understand you. Let me transfer you to one of our customer service representatives. ::beep boop boop::

New robot voice: All of our representatives are currently busy. Your wait time is one and a half hours.

Me: MAIN MENU! MAIN MENU!

AVAS: ::click click:: What form would you like?

Me: DuhRYVerrrz LIIIII SENSE

AVAS: ::beep boop boop:: Thank you. Your Disabled Veterans License Plate Application is on the way.


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  1. Between you and Karen (fast food hot coffee-yesterday’s post), I’ve got my laugh-a-day covered.

  2. Next time try Español and it might understand. So funny!!!

  3. O dear! I’m sure it was very annoying, but it makes such a funny story!

  4. Bwahahahaha! Did you accidentally pray for patience?

  5. Ack! You poor thing! We were in the middle of an insurance disaster yesterday, so I feeeeeeeel uuuuuurrrrr paaaaaain!

  6. We are indeed sorry for any frustration you experienced due to this encounter with the DMV robot voices, so please forgive my kids and I for ROFLOL when we read this. 😉

  7. Oh, what a JOY those automated voice things are. I either am too quiet or too something, and they can NEVER help me. Oyyyyyyy.