I’m glad to see the DMV hasn’t allowed technological advances to compromise its brand
Automated voice answering system: What form would you like?
Me: Driver’s license.
AVAS: Sorry, I didn’t understand you. What form would you like?
Me: Driver’s license application.
AVAS: Sorry, I didn’t understand you. What form would you like?
Me: DRI VERZZZ LIE SENSE
AVAS: ::beep boop boop:: Thank you. I am sending you ‘Power of Attorney’ form. Is that correct?
Me: Nooooooooo
AVAS: Sorry, I did not understand you. Let me transfer you to one of our customer service representatives. ::beep boop boop::
New robot voice: All of our representatives are currently busy. Your wait time is one and a half hours.
Me: MAIN MENU! MAIN MENU!
AVAS: ::click click:: What form would you like?
Me: DuhRYVerrrz LIIIII SENSE
AVAS: ::beep boop boop:: Thank you. Your Disabled Veterans License Plate Application is on the way.
sarah says:
Between you and Karen (fast food hot coffee-yesterday’s post), I’ve got my laugh-a-day covered.
On February 6, 2015 at 5:09 pm
Kim says:
Next time try Español and it might understand. So funny!!!
On February 7, 2015 at 1:44 pm
Selvi says:
O dear! I’m sure it was very annoying, but it makes such a funny story!
On February 7, 2015 at 4:10 pm
Shellatte says:
Bwahahahaha! Did you accidentally pray for patience?
On February 8, 2015 at 12:08 pm
Karen Edmisten says:
Ack! You poor thing! We were in the middle of an insurance disaster yesterday, so I feeeeeeeel uuuuuurrrrr paaaaaain!
On February 8, 2015 at 1:44 pm
maria says:
We are indeed sorry for any frustration you experienced due to this encounter with the DMV robot voices, so please forgive my kids and I for ROFLOL when we read this. 😉
On February 9, 2015 at 12:57 am
tanita says:
Oh, what a JOY those automated voice things are. I either am too quiet or too something, and they can NEVER help me. Oyyyyyyy.
On February 10, 2015 at 1:24 pm