(sic)

DEAr SANTA COLS

i* WOD LiKE A GiNGERBREAD HOUSE KiT AND [my brother] WOD LiKE A CAPTN HOGE FACE** DOLL AND A BOHR DOLL AND A CJK DOLL AND A MiSaoSHN DOLL and A LADE RDODNDNT WOMN DOLL AND A MiR BiG DOLL AND A EiLEEN DOLL AND A GRAEMAY DOLL AND A WAMR DOLL AND A BiG LEFT HAND GUY DOLL AND A SEEMOR LANDO SOHT DOLL AND A AOMASN ROP GUY DOLL

[My brother] WOTS A LOT

CAN YOU GET JUST GET HiM A WORD GRLL DOLL SET***

LOVERILLA

*all i’s dotted with hearts, of course

**I had to turn to the Word Girl Wiki to translate all the dolls. In order: Captain Huggy Face, Butcher, Chuck, Ms. Question, Lady Redundant Woman,Mr. Big, Eileen, Granny May, Whammer, Big Left Hand Guy, Seymour Orlando Smooth, Amazing Rope Guy

***looks like even Santa’s elves don’t make Word Girl villain dolls. Merchandising fail, fellas.