If the Santa Anas are blowing, you’ll want to ditch your jack-o-lantern as soon as Halloween is over. No chilly, pumpkin-preserving, procrastination-permitting East Coast days here, baby.
(Yes, that’s a slime trail of pumpkin juice oozing across the stoop. Gack.)
A Nice Offer from a Reader
Can You Tell She Doesn’t Watch Much Television?
I Have Too Many Tabs Open
Happy Birthday Funny Grandpa!