If the Santa Anas are blowing, you’ll want to ditch your jack-o-lantern as soon as Halloween is over. No chilly, pumpkin-preserving, procrastination-permitting East Coast days here, baby.
(Yes, that’s a slime trail of pumpkin juice oozing across the stoop. Gack.)
Hold the Spam, Please
Sometimes It’s Hard to Make a Positive ID
I Am Married to Black Coffee
Tune in Tomorrow!