The horses, having learned a thing or two from the three little pigs, have eschewed such mundane construction materials as straw, sticks, or brick for the mansion they are raising. The foundation has been laid, and it is not only sturdy but captivating.
There is some question as to whether walls will ever go up; the laborers are too busy reading the floor.
Say, that ballet shoe looks tasty!
May as Well Thoreau This in Just for Fun
Please, No, Anything But That
A Question for the Librarians Who Won’t Stock Lucky
That thing that makes me cry
Where Is Strega Nona Hiding?