Archive for October 22nd, 2008

Random Acts of Espionage?

October 22, 2008 @ 10:57 am | Filed under: ,

I’m pulling out of the Trader Joe’s parking lot when Rose asks what happened to our shopping cart. “I didn’t see you put it away,” she says.

“I didn’t have to! A nice man was heading into the store, and he took it for me. Wasn’t that kind of him?”

Rose ponders a moment. “Maaaybe,” she says skeptically. “Or maybe he just wanted a way to get your fingerprints.”

Wednesday Links

October 22, 2008 @ 8:00 am | Filed under:

Out of the Mouths of Ten-Year-Olds

October 22, 2008 @ 7:05 am | Filed under:

This one I Twittered yesterday, but in case you missed it: “Mom, is this correct? For men we say ‘fat,’ for women we say ‘overweight’?”

And this one was uttered casually during dinner cleanup by that same dainty daughter: “Mom, do you know what I like best about girl superheroes in comic books? The fighting. Because I’ve always wished I could just punch someone in the nose too.”