October 22, 2008 @ 7:05 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
This one I Twittered yesterday, but in case you missed it: “Mom, is this correct? For men we say ‘fat,’ for women we say ‘overweight’?”
And this one was uttered casually during dinner cleanup by that same dainty daughter: “Mom, do you know what I like best about girl superheroes in comic books? The fighting. Because I’ve always wished I could just punch someone in the nose too.”
The Gingerbread Man, or: The Difference Between Ages Three and Six
Who Needs a Magna-Doodle?
The Birthday Girl Tells It Like It Is
Fairies Don’t Sneeze
A Tale Soon Told