This one I Twittered yesterday, but in case you missed it: “Mom, is this correct? For men we say ‘fat,’ for women we say ‘overweight’?”
And this one was uttered casually during dinner cleanup by that same dainty daughter: “Mom, do you know what I like best about girl superheroes in comic books? The fighting. Because I’ve always wished I could just punch someone in the nose too.”
Oh, is that all?
No, Dear, That Would be the Cucumber Sandwiches
Yet another of life’s eternal mysteries
Fairies Don’t Sneeze
You Don’t Say