Me, answering a question distractedly: That’s just, um—
Rilla, shocked: That’s just dumb?
Me: No, just ‘UM.’ I was thinking and trailed off.
Rilla: That makes more sense. If you had really said ‘that’s just dumb,’ I would have thought you had a bad sickness.
Who’s on First, the Crustacean Version
This Tickled My Funny Bone
day 32: I didn’t see that coming
Pandas don’t break