Virtually Perfect
Rose was just recollecting with great affection all the times when she would return to the house, exhausted after a full day, and know she could count on me to have a pantry full of tasty things to eat. “And you always had a nice hot bowl of stew waiting for me,” she murmured dreamily. “Awesome stew.”
Real-life friends reading this account will be understandably puzzled. But it’s true, every word.
All right, I may have omitted one teeny-tiny piece of context.
what my stew looked like
what I looked like when I made it
That’s right. When my children reminisce about their mother’s wonderful home-cooking, they’re talking about a computer game.
Glitch, Glitch forever, Glitch I will never get over you, I'm also an excellent stonemason, in Minecraft that is
The Answer to this Question May Be Where I’m Moving Next
More Questions About Breadmaking
My Favorite Salad Dressing
We Did It!
Cookbook Open Thread
sarah says:
Lol!
On October 30, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Karen Edmisten says:
Made my morning!
Now make us some stew.
On October 31, 2015 at 5:49 am
List says:
Haaaa
On November 1, 2015 at 4:49 am
lesley austin says:
Smiling here….
On November 1, 2015 at 5:52 am
tanita says:
Heh. I should try that. I would probably be a MUCH better cook virtually…
On November 2, 2015 at 9:30 am
Phoebe says:
Can I get that stew with extra chai?
On November 2, 2015 at 1:56 pm
Melissa Wiley says:
That, my friend, is a perfect bringing-full-circle of everything I have ever written here. A+ Bonny Glen in-joke. 🙂 This is why I love you!
On November 2, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Phoebe says:
I will never forget it. It makes me chuckle every time I use juice-box type packages. Because I have done things JUST LIKE THAT so many times.
On November 2, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Tara says:
aww, i miss glitch too. I still have the rube song as a ringtone, at least.
On November 5, 2015 at 5:58 am