Virtually Perfect
Rose was just recollecting with great affection all the times when she would return to the house, exhausted after a full day, and know she could count on me to have a pantry full of tasty things to eat. “And you always had a nice hot bowl of stew waiting for me,” she murmured dreamily. “Awesome stew.”
Real-life friends reading this account will be understandably puzzled. But it’s true, every word.
All right, I may have omitted one teeny-tiny piece of context.
what my stew looked like
what I looked like when I made it
That’s right. When my children reminisce about their mother’s wonderful home-cooking, they’re talking about a computer game.
Glitch, Glitch forever, Glitch I will never get over you, I'm also an excellent stonemason, in Minecraft that is
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sarah says:
Lol!
On October 30, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Karen Edmisten says:
Made my morning!
Now make us some stew.
On October 31, 2015 at 5:49 am
List says:
Haaaa
On November 1, 2015 at 4:49 am
lesley austin says:
Smiling here….
On November 1, 2015 at 5:52 am
tanita says:
Heh. I should try that. I would probably be a MUCH better cook virtually…
On November 2, 2015 at 9:30 am
Phoebe says:
Can I get that stew with extra chai?
On November 2, 2015 at 1:56 pm
Melissa Wiley says:
That, my friend, is a perfect bringing-full-circle of everything I have ever written here. A+ Bonny Glen in-joke. 🙂 This is why I love you!
On November 2, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Phoebe says:
I will never forget it. It makes me chuckle every time I use juice-box type packages. Because I have done things JUST LIKE THAT so many times.
On November 2, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Tara says:
aww, i miss glitch too. I still have the rube song as a ringtone, at least.
On November 5, 2015 at 5:58 am