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Upcycling

September 9, 2014 @ 6:30 pm | Filed under: Family, Funny, Huck, These People Crack Me Up

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Contrary to appearances, we are not giving away our youngest son (and all his toys, to boot). The neighbors put out this shelving unit and we thought it might be just the thing to replace our sagging makeshift TV stand. We stand corrected. What it is JUST THE THING for is setting up a shop, of course. What were we thinking? The Legos and Wedgits are being offered in lots ranging from  “small pile” to “big pile” to “treasure.” When business is slow, you can fold yourself into your house and take a nap.

TV stand. ::snort:: What nonsense adults come up with sometimes.

How to Melt Your Mother

August 25, 2014 @ 2:46 pm | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

Huck, in solemn tones: “Mommy, I like you more than television.”

Um, yes, I think I can manage that

July 16, 2014 @ 6:45 am | Filed under: Books, These People Crack Me Up

Huck: “You know those Inch and Roly books? Can you get them for me? ALL of them?”

Sensible

July 2, 2014 @ 5:19 pm | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

Huck proudly displaying his Tinkertoy windmill: “I followed the constructions.”

How my daughters are furthering my education via Minecraft

May 30, 2014 @ 6:00 pm | Filed under: Family, Fun Learning Stuff, These People Crack Me Up

 

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I mentioned that the kids and I share a Minecraft world. Its name is Calpurnia, after a favorite book. When I got a dog in the game, Rose offered to name it for me. The next time I logged in, “Darwin” was running around my attic—Darwin because of Calpurnia Tate, get it?

Then I wound up with a second dog. It ran around my house nameless for a day or two; then one day I returned home from a grueling shift at the ruined castle we’re building in the mushroom forest, and there, wagging its tail alongside Darwin, was “Newton,” newly monikered by Beanie. It seems I’m raising a bunch of scientist dogs, which is fine by me.

One day I accidentally fed both Darwin and Newton too many pork chops at the same time, and you know what that means: a puppy. I couldn’t wait for this new pooch to grow up, so I could see what name the girls would give it.

When I came home this afternoon, half dead after a skeleton ambush, the pup was waiting beside the front door, all grown up and sporting a new blue collar. Her name was Annie, the hover-text informed me. I was a little surprised that the girls hadn’t continued the scientist theme.

Shows what I know.

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Rose, evidently aware of this gap in my education, had helpfully left some signage on the living-room carpet:

The dog’s name is Annie ’cause of Annie Jump Cannon, who
was one of the greatest female scientists; she organized the
stars. We still use her system today. Also, she was deaf.

I learned a lot more about Annie (the human, not the canine) after I logged off. She featured in a recent episode of Cosmos and my girls were quite impressed by her accomplishments. Her lifetime spanned the period between the Civil War and World War II, and as Rose explained, she was instrumental in the creation of the star classification system that is still in use today.

The girls have yet to account for the pig in my living room.

Eowyn For the Win

May 29, 2014 @ 4:34 pm | Filed under: Family Adventures, Photos, These People Crack Me Up

RoseIsNotInvitingYouIn

Rose put up some NO TRESPASSING signs outside her house in the Minecraft world the kids and I share. My favorite was the addendum: NONE OF THIS NONSENSE.

Well, of course I couldn’t resist a throwdown like that. A LITTLE NONSENSE NOW AND THEN, I wrote back, when she wasn’t looking, IS RELISHED BY THE WISEST MEN.

And her reply, proving the student has surpassed the teacher: I AM NO MAN.

That’s my girl.

Pandas don’t break

May 19, 2014 @ 8:16 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

Huck, balancing stuffed panda on head: “Is she very fall-able?”

Me: “Fall-able? You mean can she fall without getting hurt? Yes.”

Huck: “No, FALLIBLE.”

Me: “Fallible?”

Huck: “Yes, you know, like when things break when they fall.”

Me: “Oh! You mean fragile!”

Huck: “That’s what I said.”

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Planning Ahead

April 30, 2014 @ 6:23 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

Huck, halfway through breakfast: “Mom, I’m going to be hungry after my snack.”

Okay, yeah, I’ve been there.

March 9, 2014 @ 9:21 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

Rilla on why she didn’t put away her playdough: “Well, I expected myself to go back and do it, but I didn’t.”