A Daddy’s Double Standard

February 14, 2007 @ 7:53 am | Filed under: Family

First child: "Refined sugar shall not touch her lips! Until age two at the earliest! Possibly age three! Nothing but natural sweeteners for my daughter: bring on the homemade fruit leather and rubbery whole wheat muffins sweetened with apple juice!"

Fifth child:
"Does my widdle snookie-wookie want a taste of yummy  yummy marshmallow fluff? Mmm, she likes it! Here, have a chocolate-chip muffin!"


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  1. srsly LMAO

  2. Hey, I’m impressed he held out so long! By #3, we were handing out caramels. πŸ™‚

  3. I am proud of him! We had a bowl of chocolate kisses for breakfast! Back to the whole wheat stuff tomorrow! πŸ™‚

  4. ha ha ha….

    My #2 had chocolate cake for breakfast last week. My Mom said that was ok, it had milk and eggs in it. πŸ™‚

  5. LOL! I love it!

  6. Oh, I know *g* My eldest (now 9) was sugar-free for a couple of years, then I caved. My youngest (now nearly 2) has been partaking of ice cream and chocolate for a year. It’s much easier to quarantine the eldest from the wicked world of sugar, but not quite so easy when there is a Big Sister with a definite sweet tooth in the house!