Note to self: When one truly desires to keep the tablecloth clean, one must select BORING placemats for the St. Valentine’s day breakfast feast. INTERESTING placemats, such as those featuring U.S. Presidents or the periodic table of the elements, will inevitably be moved out from underneath the breakfast plates and held out of the way of the shower of crumbs which might impede a child’s view of, say, Roosevelt or helium.
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