Note to self: When one truly desires to keep the tablecloth clean, one must select BORING placemats for the St. Valentine’s day breakfast feast. INTERESTING placemats, such as those featuring U.S. Presidents or the periodic table of the elements, will inevitably be moved out from underneath the breakfast plates and held out of the way of the shower of crumbs which might impede a child’s view of, say, Roosevelt or helium.
The Quieter the Blog, the Noisier the House, Probably
Two Thousand Words: My Boys
Why I Had Children, and Also Why I Have a Delicious Account
Hard to believe it’s been almost 10 years since I wrote this post