February 13, 2011 @ 3:53 pm | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Me: I love you so much—
Rilla: That an elephant could pop out of your ear?
Me: Exactly! How did you know??
Rilla: Just lucky, I guess.
“He felt he had no choice but to side with the pencils.”
Fairies Don’t Sneeze
Martha Stewart’s Got Nothin’ on Her
A most useful tome