I did not see that ending coming

October 23, 2012 @ 2:46 pm | Filed under:

The girls told me they’d seen a dead opossum on their walk.

“It was so sad, Mom. Just lying there.”

[sorrowful pause]

“So we named it Commander O’Possum. He was Irish, you see.”


    Related Posts

  • Who Needs a Magna-Doodle?
    Who Needs a Magna-Doodle?
  • What Do You Mean She Reads Too Many Comic Books?
    What Do You Mean She Reads Too Many Comic Books?
  • Who's on First, the Crustacean Version
    Who’s on First, the Crustacean Version
  • The Down Side of Invulnerability
    The Down Side of Invulnerability
  • On This Cold, Rainy Morning, I Think I Know What She Means
    On This Cold, Rainy Morning, I Think I Know What She Means

Comments

6 Reponses | Comments Feed
  1. Avatar

    Andrea says:

    One afternoon I was driving a passel of boys somewhere. Out of nowhere, a squirrel darted out from shrubbery and HURLED HIMSELF under the wheels of my car (to my shrieking dismay). The only thing that could have made this worse? The second squirrel, frozen, watching us from the side of the road.

    The second child (following my stricken gaze) immediately pipes up, “That’s Tony. You just killed his best friend. Also, Tony. Because all squirrels are named Tony.”

  2. Avatar

    MelanieB says:

    I love your girls. How long till this story shows up in a Thicklebit?

  3. Avatar

    tanita says:

    *shrieking with laughter*
    Yes, they named the dead Irish opossum. As one does…

  4. Avatar

    Dori says:

    Oh! lol! I’m not quite sure whether to laugh or cry! I’ll laugh! : )

  5. Avatar

    Ellie says:

    **giggle-snort**

    Also: I think our children must be related.

  6. Avatar

    Jeanne says:

    Irish, eh? Well-read girls you’ve got there.