In the car on the way home from piano…
Rose and Bean (aghast): What???
Rilla, pointing at picture on restaurant sign: Red crap.
Rose: CRAB. You mean CRAB.
Rilla: Right, crap.
Rose: No, really!! It’s CRAB.
Beanie: Huh? I thought it was Red Lobster.
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