Planning ahead
November 2, 2016 @ 1:27 pm | Filed under: Family, These People Crack Me Up
Scott: I got you a present.
(demonstrates opening a soda can with magical doohickey)
Me: That’s genius. You’re a genius.
Scott: See, that’s what you’ll think every time you use it. ‘He was a damn genius.’
Me: …why am I thinking of you in past tense?
Scott: Because I’ll be dead.
Me: WHY WILL YOU BE DEAD?
Scott: Because you won’t need to use it until after I’m gone. Until then you’ve got me to open your sodas.
Me: Are all geniuses this morbid?
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tee+d says:
*snort*
That wasn’t the part you were meant to focus on. It was the “I’ll open your cans, babe,” bit that meant you were supposed to swoon…
On November 2, 2016 at 4:59 pm
Penny says:
So sweet 🙂 Long Live SP!!!
On November 3, 2016 at 5:16 am