October 6, 2006 @ 7:45 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
I will just write titles and let you fill in the blanks. Like:
Spilled milk is blue under blacklights
Pinkeye and red nose
It’s really cold in the parking lot at three in the morning
(Note to self: don’t leave contact lens case in car.)
Happy Birthday Funny Grandpa!
O Automated Voice Answering System, How I Despise Thee
Keep Those Carnival Contributions Coming!
Hold the Spam, Please
A Nice Offer from a Reader