October 6, 2006 @ 7:45 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
I will just write titles and let you fill in the blanks. Like:
Spilled milk is blue under blacklights
Pinkeye and red nose
It’s really cold in the parking lot at three in the morning
(Note to self: don’t leave contact lens case in car.)
New Year’s Resolutions, Anyone?
O Automated Voice Answering System, How I Despise Thee
What We Said Seventeen Times Yesterday
There Is Nothing Better Than a Birth Announcement
Let the Equations Begin!