Archive for October 6th, 2006

Today in Brief

October 6, 2006 @ 7:06 pm | Filed under:

One case of conjunctivitis, two Belgian waffles, three states, four stuffy noses, five chocolate milks, six “Are they all yours?” queries, seven pieces of salt water taffy, eight choruses of Big Rock Candy Mountain, nine bridges, and I literally just fell asleep while trying to think of ten, so it’s time to quit thinking and go to sleep.

Instead of Posting

October 6, 2006 @ 7:45 am | Filed under:

I will just write titles and let you fill in the blanks. Like:

Spilled milk is blue under blacklights

or

Pinkeye and red nose

or

It’s really cold in the parking lot at three in the morning

(Note to self: don’t leave contact lens case in car.)