Exonerated
December 12, 2014 @ 11:06 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Me: Hey, looks like someone forgot to sweep up the dust pile.
Rose: Wasn’t me. I never sweep.
Archive for December, 2014
Possibly my best idea ever
I struck a deal with the kids: for every new app or game I buy them, they must each memorize a poem. So far, so fabulous. Huck, my little iPad junkie, is shaping up to be a regular minstrel by the time he’s twenty. 🙂
Well, I’m laughing
December 12, 2014 @ 7:36 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up
Huck to Scott, apropos of nothing: Do you still want to hear my knock knock joke?
(Still?)
Scott: Sure.
Huck: How does the chair…
[pause]
[confused look]
[disappointed look]
Huck: Knock knock.
Scott: Who’s there?
Huck: Chair.
Scott: Chair who?
Huck: Chair on your head.
Happy December!
December 1, 2014 @ 11:42 am | Filed under: Author stuff, Books
Every year at this time, my blog stats show dozens of searches for the Christmas picture book I wrote long ago. It’s been out of print for ages and tends to be pricey on the resale market, especially this time of year. Last year I decided to read it aloud on video so folks who can’t find it can watch it with their kids.
And here’s my video introduction to the book.
Santa Lucia Day is December 13. Coming up fast!
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