I was nursing Wonderboy today when Beanie careened across the bed and clonked heads with the baby. Wonderboy didn’t cry, but he raised a hand to his head and patted it gingerly.
“Awww!” cried Beanie. “Look, he’s signing ‘lettuce!’ ”
Click here to see why that’s what Beanie thought.
What You Know When Your Head Stops Spinning
I don’t like wattlesnakes
Assorted Friday notes