Martha Stewart’s Got Nothin’ on Her

April 29, 2006 @ 5:22 am | Filed under: These People Crack Me Up

So I’m on the phone with Alice, and I hear one of her daughters say something in the background.

Alice says to me, in all seriousness, "Can you hold on a second, Lissa? I just need to teach the girls to decoupage."

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Alice says:

LOL! That really was funny! Now, can you imagine if it hadn’t been a long distance call?!
Posted on April 29th, 2006 at 5:25 am
Rebecca says:

How funny! There’s no stopping Alice. She amazes me!
Posted on April 29th, 2006 at 6:19 am
Amy says:

LOL!
Posted on April 29th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Dawn says:

Too funny! And Alice would make a *much* better Martha than Martha!
Posted on April 29th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Meredith says:

I’m ROFLOL!!! That’s SOOO Alice, love it!!
Posted on May 3rd, 2006 at 3:03 pm

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