I Think There’s a Future for Her with the Bertie Botts People

Beanie brings me a handful of tiny bits of Sculpey, delicately pinched at each end. "It’s taffy, Mommy! Here are the flavors: blueberry, strawberry, lemon, lime, orange, cherry, and corn."

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