Me: Sorry, buddy, you can’t have any more juice right now. If you’re truly thirsty, have some water.
Huck: But I’m not truly thirsty. I’m only normal thirsty.
The way he pronounces “unfortunately.” Unforchally, I went outside in my socks.
Okay, I know I should tell him the mouse’s name is really “Tumtum” when he says “Numnut and Nutmeg,” but…it’s just so dang funny.
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